Final lesson

Once you have the ninja in an isolated area, go all out on him, when he attacks, use defenses or counter his attack, the best way to fight a ninja is to fight a ninja who has no weapons. But their most lethal weapons are their hands, they can break through a dam wall with just one punch, but they are only good for close combat, so move in and strike then back away and keep repeating it. In a while the ninja will be down and ashamed of his loss and never return. Congratulations! You have just beaten a ninja. But the best way to survive a ninja attack, is to NOT GET INTO A FIGHT WITH A NINJA. Duh.

And thus concludes the Survival Guide to a Ninja Attack. Thank you for reading. Bye :)

Lesson 3

Once you have a defense or a counter attack for each of the ninja's weapons, you need to discover his or her weakness or if you're lucky, weaknesses. When you know those weaknesses, exploit them. But when you are fighting a ninja, get him into an alley or a place where there isn't any people because you have no idea who else is a ninja if you are focusing on only the one, so be careful.

 

Lesson 2

Next, once you have spotted the ninja, you must identify his or her (yes, chicks can be ninjas too, watch out husbands) weapons

Once you have done this, you must figure out a way to defend against ALL of the weapons, and don't let the ninja get to any object that can be picked up and not something that isn't bolted to the floor. Just remember this, a ninja can kill you with one strand of his or her hair.

Lesson 1, young grasshopper

OK, before you can learn to fight a ninja, you need to be able to know the difference between fake ninjas...

 

And actual ninjas, like this one

If you can't see the difference, you're screwed.

Hi! First time blogging

Hello to all you ninja phobic people, I'm here to help you survive a ninja attack! How awesome is that?! Anyway, these next few posts will help you survive a ninja attack...probably, it helped me so it must work.